I love Mondays

Despite the frictions, Fick believes in the men he commands. “I have the best platoon,” he says repeatedly. Away from his men, Fick cannot talk about them without smiling. 

- Evan Wright, Generation Kill

Well, not all of us are in the same weight class so it is hard to say between Hemsworth and Evans. I think they’re pretty evenly matched. I think it would go to the ground. Then I think it’s me, Ruffalo, and Renner in a quote-unquote three-way in which I lay waste to them with sleeper holds but then we cuddle. And then it is Hiddleston versus Johansson if I am not mistaken. That probably just winds up in dinner at a five-star restaurant somewhere.
Robert Downey Jr. on who would win a battle among the Avengers (via marvelassembles)

tomhazeldine:

tom your manboner is showing

tacticalspookybadger:

ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cha-czechitout:

echo5charlie:

bromogeekmusings:

radimus-co-uk:

enochliew:

Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs

Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.

it finally feels like 2014

Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.

Oh my lanta… :)

This would be super useful for P&P tabletop games.

Agreed.

Satan: [appears]
Satan: You can have anything you wan--
Me: LANGUAGE.
Satan: What?
Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
Satan: What the--?
Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

clearlypositive:

do you ever think about who might have held that dollar in your pocket before you? it could have been a stripper or obama or your soulmate like wow who knows

cleared-hot:

ttiigerlily:

Pretty much

It only works for the ladies. The second guys rub her butt “Staaaaaaaaaahp”

cleared-hot:

ttiigerlily:

Pretty much

It only works for the ladies. The second guys rub her butt “Staaaaaaaaaahp”

isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:








Remember when Obama brought them home?



This post got so much better

isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:

Remember when Obama brought them home?

This post got so much better

wwindwalker:

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

Miss you, friend!
alexaarae:

"Spirit break out Break our walls down. Spirit break out Heaven come down” 🌙

alexaarae:

"Spirit break out
Break our walls down.
Spirit break out
Heaven come down”
🌙